I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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