I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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