where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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