Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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