So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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