I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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