butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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