I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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