Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
handjob tips. give me some.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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