is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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