I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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