You really coming over, don't trick.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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