i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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