all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
