is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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