I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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