She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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