so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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