Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dick very happy bro
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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