ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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