she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's blow job season.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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