she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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