Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
is it fun? or sober?
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