So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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