So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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