I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
