gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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