That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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