I got chris browned last night
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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