belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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