Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
