the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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