pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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