She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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