I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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