these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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