When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one might say we're banned from that church
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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