I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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