too bad you live with your parents still
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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