Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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