i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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