He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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