btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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