One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just want nice things and good sex
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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