every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
