she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this will be a night to untag.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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