whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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