She's JV to your varsity
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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