He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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