yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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