Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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