It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
nutella sex= disaster
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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