I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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