You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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