conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
MIDGETS
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Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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