ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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